In case you were looking to insult someone...

It's worth knowing that a "porch-dog" when applied to humans, is somebody who's all bark and no bite.

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I felt a funeral in my brain

I felt a funeral in my brain,
And mourners, to and fro,
Kept treading, treading, till it seemed
That sense was breaking through.

And when they all were seated,
A service like a drum
Kept beating, beating, till I thought
My mind was going numb.

And then I heard them lift a box,
And creak across my soul
With those same boots of lead,
Then space began to toll

As all the heavens were a bell,
And Being but an ear,
And I and silence some strange race,
Wrecked, solitary, here.

And then a plank in reason, broke,
And I dropped down and down--
And hit a world at every plunge,
And finished knowing--then--

-Emily Dickenson

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Oh, you are being so co-operative!

The punny man

There was a man who was very punny indeed, and knew he knew it! One day he entered a pun contest. He entered ten puns, and was sure at least one of them would win. But no pun in ten did!